1. Toothpaste never gets old. It'll always be New Colgate , New Pepsodent , New Meswak , New Whatever.
2. The only thing a gawky , charisma-bypassed , saggy jeans-wearing slacker needs to cavort with a half-dozen semi-clad supermodels is a can of deodorant.
3. There's nothing that can't be sold as news if properly edited. Let's say a dog bit the mayor in the ass. Here's how to turn it into an hour-long special.
* Dark screen.
* Play the background score for Avatar or Gladiator , preferably the parts with pounding drums.
* Show three dramatic black-and-white stills in succession of A. The Mayor , B. The Dog and C. People burning tyres.
* Run a good Breaking News-style headline : Dog Bites Mayor's Ass , Supporters Burn Dog's Effigies.
You get the idea.
4. A soap opera character takes a full minute to process what another character says. That minute is split into 3- /4-/5-second reaction shots and distributed amongst the other characters in the scene.
5. The show with the dumbest plot and dialogue will feature the hottest girls.
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